Not all American Apparel ads are sexy. Here are the ones that went horribly, horribly wrong.Tumblr (3.0; @amapadsgonewrong)http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.””<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p><span>Amy Poehler on American Apparel </span>(via <a href="http://danieltapp.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">danieltapp</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>YES! THANK YOU! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! (via <a href="http://chelsamander.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">chelsamander</a>)</p> <p>I CONCUR.</p></em>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/4202573607http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/4202573607Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:47:43 -0400american apparelcrack whoreamy poehlertiredboredmove on<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg5q9asPf41qzahxno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://666sex.tumblr.com/post/3126802568" target="_blank">666sex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hehe</p> </blockquote>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/3141161377http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/3141161377Sun, 06 Feb 2011 04:07:25 -0500american apparelvandalism<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6glbtrzaE1qc0ut6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Revenge of the sheer, see-through, unflattering bloomers burning your retinas in advertising. EDIT: in the third pick, why is this bitch bothering to wear another set of panties under her sheer bloomers? It’s bad if your lingerie makes you wear extra lingerie. Double undies!.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/887404464http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/887404464Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:45:00 -0400american apparelbloomersunderwearugly<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l290n5LR3U1qalbabo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://forgreatjustice.tumblr.com/post/590007953/i-instantly-hate-you-if-you-wear-leggings-as" target="_blank">forgreatjustice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I instantly hate you if you wear leggings as pants.</p> </blockquote> <p>AMEN. <br/>LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOR DO THEY EQUAL PANTS.<br/>(Keep your camel toes covered, girls.)</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/773908373http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/773908373Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:17:56 -0400leggingsamerican appareltightsfashion policeleggins are not pantsfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ordcOcAj1qardfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://humancomputer.tumblr.com/post/742974398/what-if-we-had-a-canadian-apparel-think-about" target="_blank">humancomputer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHAT IF WE HAD A “CANADIAN APPAREL”? Think about it, just saying.</p> <p><a href="http://palahniukandchocolate.tumblr.com/post/742969427/bobhadbitchtits-via-antumblr" target="_blank">palahniukandchocolate</a>:<a href="http://bobhadbitchtits.tumblr.com/post/742962570" target="_blank">bobhadbitchtits</a>: (via <a href="http://antumblr.tumblr.com/post/742688969" target="_blank">antumblr</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/744519711http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/744519711Mon, 28 Jun 2010 01:11:24 -0400american apparelpoop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t81wDefR1qc0ut6o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t81wDefR1qc0ut6o2_400.jpg"/><br/> Wear these!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t81wDefR1qc0ut6o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t81wDefR1qc0ut6o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t81wDefR1qc0ut6o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Want to make your butt look more unflattering?</p> <p>If the title Polyester High Waisted Pleated Pant wasn’t enough to make you cringe, maybe the audacity to charge $72 for POLYESTER PANTS ugly as sin is.</p> <p>The Urkle-look may be “in” according to certain nerd-chic circles, however I could purchase 70 of these high wasted pants at the THRIFT STORE for the $72 price UR askin’ for. </p> <p>Buy UR own : <a title="Polyester High-Waist Pleated Pant" target="_blank" href="http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa0319s.html?cid=153&c=Dusty+Rose">Polyester High Waisted Pleated Pant</a></p> <p>-Found via my friend Kate.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/684231594http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/684231594Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:46:00 -0400american appareluglypantspolyesterpleated<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/19/american-apparel-on-the-b_n_582191.html">AMERICAN APPAREL IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. </a>: <p><a href="http://humancomputer.tumblr.com/post/677157450/american-apparel-is-going-out-of-business" target="_blank">humancomputer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS</strong></em></p> <p><a href="http://b00tymeat.tumblr.com/post/677121468/american-apparel-is-going-out-of-business" target="_blank">b00tymeat</a>:<a href="http://danorable.tumblr.com/post/675891961/american-apparel-is-going-out-of-business" target="_blank">danorable</a>:<a href="http://haus-of-ricky.tumblr.com/post/675890689/american-apparel-is-going-out-of-business" target="_blank">haus-of-ricky</a>:</p> </blockquote> <p>BUT THEN I CAN’T MAKE FUN OF THEM VIA AM/AP ADS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG! LOLZ</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/677182013http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/677182013Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:36:01 -0400<a href="http://investors.americanapparel.net/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=282957">AMERICAN APPAREL ANNOUNCES $41 MILLION DEBT FINANCING</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://onceuponawildflower.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">onceuponawildflower</a>)</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/677177594http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/677177594Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:34:12 -0400american apparellinks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9z1ZRDM1qc0ut6o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9z1ZRDM1qc0ut6o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9z1ZRDM1qc0ut6o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9z1ZRDM1qc0ut6o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9z1ZRDM1qc0ut6o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9z1ZRDM1qc0ut6o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>These girls don’t believe in underwear.  Thankfully, they believe in Brazilians.</p> <p>Purchase your own pair of <a href="http://store.americanapparel.net/rsaphgm.html?cid=203" target="_blank">Geo-Mesh Tights</a>.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594190232http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594190232Wed, 12 May 2010 23:35:00 -0400tightsno underwearAmerican Apparel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c9k235CH1qc0ut6o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s the point of wearing this nude bra, bitch?  Can’t you go true topless like the other Am Ap sluts?</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594169471http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594169471Wed, 12 May 2010 23:26:26 -0400tightsAmerican Apparelfat girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c8ce2oBW1qc0ut6o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c8ce2oBW1qc0ut6o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c8ce2oBW1qc0ut6o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c8ce2oBW1qc0ut6o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c8ce2oBW1qc0ut6o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c8ce2oBW1qc0ut6o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Give perverts a boner and show off your granny panties in style.</p> <p>Buy your own <a href="http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa0320.html?cid=139" target="_blank">Chiffon Full Length Skirt</a>.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594109377http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594109377Wed, 12 May 2010 23:00:14 -0400micro meshbuttsgranny pantiesAmerican Apparelskirts<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o4_400.jpg"/><br/> Say hello camel toe!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7ykpBdm1qc0ut6o7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Some things were meant to be hidden.  Like an unshaven crotch or granny panties.</p> <p>Remember hipsters, just because it’s see-through doesn’t mean it’s sexy.</p> <p>Buy your own  <a href="http://store.americanapparel.net/rsans313.html" target="_blank">Nylon Spandex Micro-Mesh Jumper Pant</a>.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594089488http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594089488Wed, 12 May 2010 22:51:56 -0400micro meshgranny pantiesAmerican Apparelbutts<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7mcSi561qc0ut6o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7mcSi561qc0ut6o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7mcSi561qc0ut6o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7mcSi561qc0ut6o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c7mcSi561qc0ut6o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Just cuz it’s see through doesn’t make it sexy. Seriously. <br/>Wanna tap that?  I think not.  BARF.</p> <p>Buy yourself a pair of <a href="http://store.americanapparel.net/rsans314.html?cid=139" target="_blank">Nylon Spandex Micro-Mesh Bloomers</a>.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594072719http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594072719Wed, 12 May 2010 22:44:36 -0400micro meshgranny pantiesAmerican Apparelbutts<p>This blog is dedicated to the supposed to be sexy American Apparel ads gone horribly, horribly wrong.</p>http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594049103http://amapadsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/594049103Wed, 12 May 2010 22:34:34 -0400introAmerican Appareltext